A college professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders using a bowl of
lifesavers. He
gave all of the children the same kind
of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon"
"Green.................lime"
"Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor
gave them all honey
lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none
of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's
what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out -
they're assholes!!!
